Hello, peeps. It's me, MISTRESS GINGER, vegan showgirl supreme. I've been cooking up a special treat for you: this cookbook! I've been getting busy in the kitchen (with help from my entourage of stud muffins, of course), fashioning vegan recipes with all of you in mind.

Whether you're a culinary virgin, a burly trucker or a pink-haired diva, you'll find something to titillate your taste buds and spin your windmills. Let me entertain you with sordid stories from my checkered past and then show you how to infuse your snazzle-frazzle life with some whole-foods, plant-based cuisine. Come, cook with me!